why do I punish myself?

My face is livid this week with the nasties that OTHER PEOPLE - yes thats customers - have done to me. An Indian man - well two of them, on different nights, tried to kiss me (eeewww) as soon as I introduced myself (eeewwwwwww) and then BHAM!!!I have a reminder that lasts, that I didn't want and definately don't like.

The 1st was painful but short. I had rows of hair extensions clipped into my hair - you can take them in or out as you please, on a daily basis. They are attached to tiny little metal combs, and I had 3 x3 sets, plus singles.........lets say 12 1" combs hidden in my hair.
Bastard guy was all fingers hands, I was practically falling out of my seat to get away from the squirmy mofo....lets just ask 4 a dance then move on quickstep girl, I am thinking - when he decides he wants to kiss me.
"UM< NOOOOO!!!"
"well on the cheek?" sucker me, god, I suppose so, erm, erm,

Then I turn my head and offer my right cheek and he takes his two massive paws, wrap them around my cranium and pulls it to the other side, trying to reach what I don't know.But of course, I was screaming too much - all those little metal combs had just been pushed into my scalp. Ouch!
It is testament to the extensions tho that they stayed in and didn't look frizzy or messed up at all.

The 2nd time was no pain, but a bloody nuisance that has lasted 4 days now. Again, a little Indian man tried to kiss me, this time doing the old one on each cheek and then WHOOO lunge 4 the lips trick. Well ta for your kicks, you sick doctor. I never want to go to your hospital because you have gived me a little friend on my top lip you infected piece of scum. Again - I caught one only a month ago, this time from my scabby boyfriend.

Now I know it is politically incorrect but it is always the Indians who try and kiss you. Westerners touch, and Asian men do a "I think its sly but really its just weird" single finger stroke down your thight thing. I will have to delve into the topic of nationalities another day, the stereotypes are suprising in a strip club atmosphere!!

So please, if you fancy popping in for a couple of dances, leave us sexy girls alone and if you are going to try touch me, kiss me, spank me or whatever, remember that it is illegal and I absolutely detest it. I am a nice English rose trying to get myself thru uni, and you are fooling urself if you think otherwise.